Bald

What do you think of bald people with big sideburns?

I am nowhere near going bald yet, but when I do, I am definitely growing huge sideburns. I think it is the coolest look if you're bald. You let the hair grow on the sides, but you're bald on top, then you grow huge mutton chops. Case in point: Hellboy, Jet from Cowboy Bebop, tough guys from the turn of the century. On the other hand, if someone is COMPLETELY bald (as in their hair is ALL shaved off), then sideburns are super-lame. What do you people think? Ladies, how do you feel?

Public Comments

1. haha no that will look ridiculous!
2. No hair on your head, but sideburns???? Ehhhhhh no thanks.
3. They look hideous.
4. That would creep me out, and I would not go anywhere near someone who looks like that. Ew
5. lol fail
6. my uncle was bald on top , women used to love to kiss his bald head they would get all weird around him and he would get all red faced. now i'm old enough to understand. they don't do that now , his wife keeps a close eye on him. uncle dave was in the navy, you should have seen his head sticking out of his uniform with his white swabby cap sitting on his head.