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Does a manity taste more like baby seal steak, or bald eagle, or does it taste like chicken?

I am soooo hungry right now, I could eat a dead cat.

Public Comments

1. Manatee? They're more like baby seal, freshly clubbed of course.
2. personally I find the taste like insipid beef.. but here this site might help http://www.monkeyspit.net/sites/manatee/recipes.html
3. Ain't no point in beatin' a dead horse...'course, can't hurt none either.
4. I really dont know
5. ummm dude, you already ate a frickin hamster.... had some goat penis er sumthin.... yer hard ta follow mister, mebbe you should take that trike out n see if ya can't git some road kill with it. doubt you'll git yerself one o them tasty ballld iggles er seals but slow as you are ya mot git ye a armadilluh er fcuked bah a sheep ya fancy-pants fluffin-eatin shiit-fer-brains pecker-poundin farm-animal-lovin freak. git ya on down ta the rodayo n hump a bull n let one o them rodayo clowns shove sumpem in yer mouth that'll taste lok chicken. see if that don't fill yuh up! ..... sicko.
6. why eat a manity, you should really try eating a baby penguin, it tastes just like a polar bear, it's really good it's crunchy and a little tough but once you get around the fur it's pure white meat.
7. I think Fyre and Reign hit that right on the head.